poor poor stupid paul jones…. yeah you know paul, right? the crossdresser from brisbane australia? sure you’ve seen MANY posts about him lately on this very blog. well!!! this week he was pretty much completely out of money. that’s because i took all of it, you see…. but he wanted so desperately to get some of my attention.. how how how? he kept asking….. get me more money, fool, i said in reply, laughing behind my hand… but i don’t have any, he whined…. that’s when i hit on a new idea… he owned things, clothes, golf clubs, stereo, dining set and pots & pans…. all of these things could be pawned. sure, he’d only get a fraction of their value, and be left with nothing, but who cares if that meant he could tribute Miss Vile and get a few scraps of attention, hmmm? and yes, he did it. he sold it all….. and now look, here he is up on my tumblr again….. lucky lucky idiot.